Chaka: Opening text: Call me 'Boo-Boo-Kitty-Fuck', bitch. Willenholly: Mua-ha-ha-ha! The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. Fanedit Release Date: September 2007. "[18][19] In August 2001, Mike Schulz of River Cities' Reader wrote that, "for sheer laughs, both mindless and incredibly smart, nothing since 1997's Waiting for Guffman has even compared."[20]. Angel slaps Jay with his harp]. Fuck fuck fuck fuck Willenholly: Remember this fucking face. I must be the craftiest motherfucker alive. [Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump] Just to put you off some more, Kevin Smith introduces each clip with rambling ill-prepared thoughts that typify a director who believes in the hype of a creation he should have moved on from years ago. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult favorite Clerks. [several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season]. Frequently bought together + + Total price: $38.49 [to Banky] So what's the deal here? [21][22] A Blu-ray version of the film was released on September 19, 2006. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files *Roswell* style! What the fuck are you talking about? When, Lord when? Don't tell me you have no idea there's a movie being made of the comic you two were the basis for. Jason Biggs: Fuck that, I don't wanna cough up some dude's sperm. Man, if I woulda known that, I would have been stealin' monkeys since I was like, seven and shit. Word, bitch, Phantoms like a motherfucker. You know, Lunchbox she could be the one. Jay slaps his face, while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station, Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son, after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel, takes his jacket off handing it to the Sheriff, Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust, staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee. Good luck! Here, this will keep the sun out of your eyes. Oh yeah, nice parenting. Comedy Central's Reel Comedy "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" -21+ minute look at the film, including clips from it, behind the scenes footage and interviews. Would you stop saying that? The officers find footage of a video Sissy recorded of Jay claiming to be "the clit commander", with accompanying literature that "Clit" is an acronym for Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers. This revised second edition provides an introduction to the phonetics and phonology of English. Remember: Don't pull your dick out 'till she asks, or until she's sleeping. Shannen Doherty: Willenholly: Hooker #1: [Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own]. Customer at Quick Stop: Jay and Silent Bob get their royalties from Banky after Silent Bob informs him he violated their original likeness rights contract by not getting their permission before selling the film rights to Miramax, and could face serious legal troubles, and Justice turns herself and her former team in to Willenholly in exchange for a shorter sentence and freeing Jay and Silent Bob. Leave 'em out here like that and see what happens. The site's critical consensus reads, "Fans can expect a good laugh as the cast from Smith's previous films reunite for Jay and Silent Bob's last bow. I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. You want some of this? We met a few weeks back, I'm the executive producer. [Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight]. [Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save]. Just look at the Platypus. Just take it from "It's a good course.". Be smooth. But it was better than "Mallrats". They escape as the police arrive and the van explodes, believing the girls have perished. A man in a kids character costume on a movie set gets shot by a cop in the chest and falls over. The hell with this. Whether ambitious thematically, ("Dogma", "Chasing Amy"), or outright comedy, ("Mallrats"), the movies as a whole were less satisfactory than their many very funny parts. Shallow Hal: Behind the scenes shots of various crew members are shown. Hi, I'm Banky Edwards, the creator of "Bluntman and Chronic." Yeah, I wasn't a big fan either but Affleck was the bomb in "Phantoms". No, you're misunderstaning me, Prince Valiant. Date Original Film Was Released : 2001. Terms and Conditions Privacy Policy California Privacy Rights. Check this shit out. So it occurs to me that people badmouthing you on some website is NONE OF MY FUCKING CONCERN! Jay: Jay: Devil Jay: Brent: How about this deal- he'll suck my dick while you watch and jerk off. Get that shit the fuck out of here. It stars Jason Mewes and Smith respectively as the two eponymous characters. This job just passed the point of no return! Whillenholly: Brent: Catchy, ain't it? Banky: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Occupations Animal liberators (cover) Jewel thieves (in actuality) Powers/Skills Thievery Sabotage Incrimination Seduction and temptation Highly athletic and acrobatic Hobbies Setting up gullible men for pantsies for their criminal activities. Two-disc set. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. Fred: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. Affleck, you the bomb in "Phantoms", yo! Compare. [clears throat] James Van Der Beek: The fuck you talkin' about? Jay: Sheriff: At least call me by the right fucking character. Three days to stop that fucking movie from getting made. THE SIGN on the back of the car said "Critters Of HOLLYWOOD", YOU DUMB FUCK! I can't believe Judi Dench played me. [Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey]. A multiple-choice quiz by discodivafever . When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. YO! And for one more record, he does love the cock. Holy shit, dude. Wes Craven: The two-disc DVD release of "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" will take fans to a new frontier of stoner humour. Varse Sarabande released the original score by James L. Venable. Of course. [while masturbating to donkey / girl porn] What are we gonna do? That shit is the mad notes. Jason Mewes looks back on Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and the View Askewniverse to celebrate the buddy comedy's 20th anniversary. Quick Stop Groceries - 58 Leonard Avenue, Leonardo, New Jersey, USA. Brenda? The honeymoon's over. Whillenholly: [over Gordon's walkie talkie] Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, Bluntman and Chronic: 2001: In the comedy film, the duo Jay and Silent Bob encounter the making of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, a satirical sequel to Good Will Hunting. Wow, there's a lot of love in the room. Why are you shooting at me? Willenholly arrives to capture the pair, but Justice protects them, admitting the CLIT organization was only a diversion. No, I'm in this because I LOOOVE animals, stupid? Dante: I wasn't even supposed to be here today!! Don't change the subject. Comedy. Banky: He said he'd fuck a sheep! Looks like somebody shit in their cereal Bong. Let it rip boy Angel Jay: Well it isn't my way but I'll be damned if their doesn't go one happy family. Lonely. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out. You're doubling me, obviously. Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, didn't really enjoy it as I personally felt that it was just a Strike Back remake but with reboot just slapped on. Fanedit Running Time: 128. Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. - Niggaz With Puppets. Let's go back to the station house, and cornhole us a drunk. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. What more could two guys from New Jersey want? There they are! Ben Affleck: Jay: Gag Reel - 8+ minutes. Shut the fuck up, before I shoot you where you stand in your pansy red booties. Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Rated: Unrated Format: Blu-ray 4,242 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray from $49.98 DVD $7.50 VHS Tape $9.99 Additional Blu-ray options Edition Discs Price New from Used from Blu-ray June 29, 2021 Standard 1 $14.99 $14.99 $14.99 Blu-ray February 1, 2021 $10.14 $10.13 $13.30 Blu-ray Chased by studio security guard Gordon through the Miramax lot and reclaiming Suzanne from the set of Scream 4, Jay and Silent Bob end up in the dressing room of Jason Biggs and James Van Der Beek, the actors playing Bluntman and Chronic in the film. The familiar setting of the Quick Stop in New Jersey opens the picture, where we see two babies being wheeled up next to one another, while both parents leave them alone outside to watch over one another. Okay. Yo, baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? Willam Black: Seeing the film's negative reception online,[10] the pair set out for Hollywood to prevent the film from tainting their image, or at least to receive the royalties owed to them. Jay and Justice sitting in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g Jay: Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, the dopey duo head for hollywood to. I get no stains in my undies. Holy Shit. I've got a wiping problem. . Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. Gus? Technically, the DVDs are good, just as you'd expect from Buena Vista. Tricia Jones: That was them wasn't it? Like I JUST got into the whole Clerks universe because I saw the Clerks 3 trailer. [regarding the Bluntman and Chronic movie], Randal Graves: Oh Jesus, again Ben? Remember, folks stimulation of the C.L.I.T is not recommended. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Available on HBO Max Much like how the solo movies in the MCU eventually lead to a team-up Avengers movie, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back feels like the culmination of the entire View Askewniverse up to that point. A scene in the stash where Brodie interacts with a customer, A scene in the stash where Brodie impersonates Jay. [Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away]. I pinch it like this. I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? The pair jump into a sewer system, and Willenholly is tricked into jumping off a dam. [cocky] Read . You used to be into all this girl stuff. Holden: Justice: There's a script for this movie? What you don't believe me? Yeah, I'll bet you do. And you know what they do to you in jail. Hey! Jay: Brent: There's nothing you can do about it. Oh, that Affleck! Teen #2: Miramax? You know what? Steve-Dave Pulasti: Passerby: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back on Pluto TV | Comedy | 1hr 44 min | The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. Angel Jay: Reg Hartner: Do you think "Fat Albert" had an inker? What? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back appears in an aspect ratio of approximately 2.35:1 on this single-sided, double-layered DVD; the image has been enhanced for 16X9 televisions. Chaka: Tickets? This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2. James Van Der Beek: You mean the guys in that Prince movie? Tricia Jones: [screams] Sissy: Damn second rule in that book should be: "Trim that shit". The Market research says that people love monkeys. True story! Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. Fred: Teen #1: Great. Filming took in place in New Jersey, and mostly in California. And I don't think that they're hitchhiking girls either. Written by God herself and sent down to the greatest band in the world: The mother-fucking Time. What are you trying to say? I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealin' the monkey. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: The sporadic appearances of the second string character duo of Jay and Silent Bob were always a welcome event. The monkey will spank us! Alright, don't you fuckin' move you little shit machine. Talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this Ben Affleck: He is depicted as an unemployed slacker, living with his parents and lacking the motivation and maturity appropriate to his age. Oh, you're the executive producer. Walt "Fanboy" Grover: You don't know "Jungle Love?" Holden: Jay: Then you're all you motherfucks are next. This isn't fair! WHO'S STUPID NOW, DIRTY SHEEP FUCKER! [he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock], [believing Jay and Silent Bob to be their stunt doubles]. No, Steve. Sure, I do. Mules are GOOD! Teen #1: [to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine]. And might I add, that is one fine looking boy you are raising. These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. Get the fuck off her. Will you fuck me when you get out? Randal Graves: Holy Fuck! Love- Jay and Silent Bob. Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us. Oh, you mean the Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes movement? Deleted Scenes with Intros There are 42 deleted scenes on offer here. Justice: You guys are gonna ruin my movie career. These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. They gotta break into Provasik now. I'm busy. It features the 2001 Afroman hit, "Because I Got High", whose music video featured the characters Jay and Silent Bob. Holden: [staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee] [he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van. document.write(new Date().getFullYear()) 2428392, Inc. All Rights Reserved. To insist that any of what follows is incendiary or inflammatory is to miss our intention and pass undue judgment; and passing judgment is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you film critics toojust kidding). Silent Bob: Guide to Morris Day and the Time Don't know anything about this funk band? There are no inadequacies. Chrissy: It also included an homage/referrence to the famous scene in The Fugitive where Tommy Lee Jones briefs the marshalls on "the hard-target search.". The organization is a front; Brent is a patsy, who will free animals from a laboratory as a diversion while the girls rob a diamond depository. Saw Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back a few months ago, absolutely great movie. She doesn't want to go back to the lab. The alternate scenes / deleted scenes were priceless, those are the only special features I've tried out so far. Man, what the fuck are you waiting for? Learn the surprising story with this compact guide. [to Silent Bob] Oh sorry I'm late. Additional Extra Features Also on disc two are trailers, stills galleries, music videos, and cast and crew filmographies. However, Catholic tradition insists that these four (and some sisters also mentioned in the text) were cousins of Jesus and not siblings, thus maintaining the Perpetual Virginity of Mary. Steve-Dave Pulasti: Regardless of what you may have heard, I do not kiss guys. I mean, I don't think I'm alone in the world in imagining this flick may be the worst idea since Greedo shooting first. [to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker] , none of you little fucks out there. . is an offshoot of the L.A.B.I.A. [Steve-Dave is forcing him onto his knees] Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD Kevin Smith 2 disc collectors edition at the best online prices at eBay! [after asked to get a new clean latte] The pair visit Holden McNeil (Chasing Amy), co-writer of Bluntman and Chronic, and demand him to give them their royalties from the film, but Holden explains he sold his share of the rights to co-creator Banky Edwards. Find Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back at Amazon.com Movies & TV, home of thousands of titles on DVD and Blu-ray. Yeah, but then they made "She's All That" and it went downhill from there. Be Don Juan de la Nooch. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. She went for the set up. [at Brodie's Secret Stash] Sheriff: [counting his money] Crazy crackers with guns. [to Teen #2] And sometimes, you play Reindeer Games. [slightly amused] Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass. [Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera]. Brodie: Chaka: If I go to prison will you wait for me? Whillenholly: Jay: Now who's stupid, you dirty sheep fucker? Jay and Silent Bob, with Justice and Willenholly, go across the street to enjoy the after party, featuring a performance from Morris Day and The Time. Chaka: new film name : Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Harder. Holy fuck, is that monkey waving at us? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Eliza Dushku (Actor), Jason Mewes (Actor) Rated: R Format: Blu-ray 4,292 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Amazon's Choice for "jay and silent bob strike back" -7% $1299 List Price: $13.99 Get Fast, Free Shipping with Amazon Prime FREE Returns Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray $12.99 DVD $5.00 VHS Tape $10.99 [Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving] Angel Jay: Banky: The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Justice: Did you ever get to 3rd base with her? Watch What Roles Was Ben Affleck Considered For? Brent: Goals Steal Jewels. Not this little fuck. Jay: Ha, ha, you're gonna love this. Uh the fat one's watchin the little one? Justice is fond of the pair, but reluctantly accepts them as new patsies. Hitchhiker: After an expedient exodus . This place licks balls compared to the Quick Stop. Hooker #2: Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free? . Oh you REALLY don't wanna help us. You're like a child. Whillenholly: Maybe it's because girls don't like to be called bitches, Jay. What do we do with them now? Watch Jay and Silent Bob: Rebooted & Revealed. I hope one rips the other one's shirt off and we see some fuckin titties floppin around, yeah! Is this the final movie set in 'The Askewniverse'? Oh Yeah! Whillenholly: God from Kevin Smith's previous film, Dogma, closes a book labeled "Askewniverse" which is the fictional universe that many of Kevin Smith's movies take place in. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back grossed $30.1 million in the United States and Canada and $3.7 million in other territories for a worldwide total of $33.8 million, against a production budget of $22 million. I was gonna call it "N.W.P." Now how do *you* like *them apples*? Don't you never say an unkind word about the Time! Stealing, boning, blowing shit up, and now you're like this little priss with a conscience. Look at me. [James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake]. Jay: Brodie: You put your dick in a pie! [to Silent Bob] Gus Van Sant: Club wrote that "[e]ven at a slim 95 minutes, Jay And Silent Bob lets initially funny scenes trail off into long-winded monologues and silly digressions", and Elvis Mitchell of The New York Times called the film "[may]be the greatest picture ever made for 14-year-old boys. En route, they befriend an animal liberation group: Justice, Sissy, Missy, Chrissy, and Brent. Gag Reel Kevin Smith returns with another introduction to yet more crap footage. Still Galleries (On the Set, Birth of a Poster and Jay and Silent Bob Comics). [getting into the van] I was a guard. Wes? All right, gang, let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the monkey, we'll Fuckbeans. Here's your coffee sir, booger-free. New Runtime : 2 hour 08 Mins. [They both take a beat and look at the camera]. WHEN'S GONNA BE MY TIME? All these assholes on the Internet are callin' us names because of this fuckin' stupid movie. I'll be right here waitin'. [takes his jacket off handing it to the Sheriff]. Willenholly declares the crime an act of terrorism and calls for backup to hunt "the two most dangerous men on the planet.". Chaka's Production Assistant: Yeah, for Joey, man. The title and logo for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back are direct references to The Empire Strikes Back. Randal Graves: Date Edit Was Released : September 2007. Suzanne beats up the actors, knocking them out, and Jay and Silent Bob assume the roles. Jason Biggs: Stars: Jay: Oh shit! Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. Since you let our patsy slip away, you gotta convince the little kid and the fat guy to take his place. It focuses on the two eponymous characters, played respectively by Jason Mewes and Smith. He wasn't kissing your hand in the back of the van like he was fucking Lord Byron? The little stoner was right! For some reason, everybody decides to use that voice to bitch about movies. Banky: Willenholly, not wanting to face the political repercussions of "arresting a gay couple", lets them leave but quickly catches on and resumes pursuit. Does your daddy know you give a nigga his coffee? So what can a smooth pimp daddy like myself do to help the animals? Angel Jay: Holden: Damn yous! [puts a baseball cap on his head backwards], [walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive]. Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? Your shit is really getting tired, Justice. Chaka's Production Assistant: Tell you what: let's settle this monetarily. Metatron: God? Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: I'm counting on you, Sheriff. 8.2 . Walt "Fanboy" Grover: [Cock-Knocker has gotten his hand chopped off], Jay: This is a site populated by militant movie buffs: sad, pathetic little bastards living in their parents' basement downloading scripts and what they think is inside information about movies and actors they claim to despise yet can't stop discussing. Then taste it. Look, who's the Federal Wildlife Marshal here, me or you? Jay: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back $3.99 $14.99 Available at a lower price from other sellers that may not offer free Prime shipping. I mean youse guys, I'd do anything for youse guys, 'cause for the lift and shit. (her character was deleted from the movie), is shown on a billboard in the film. And they're not the leaders of the C.L.I.T. So please - before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember: even God has a sense of humor. That's right. So I'm sure it'll be Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. I'm the pie fucker. Your browser's Javascript functionality is turned off. [appears out of nowhere] No little perv-bullshit's gonna work for this one. I don't get out to the movies that much, but "Bluntman and Chronic" was blunt-tastic. This not only ties into the bad writing, but ALSO the bad acting and bad directing. One: we're walking, talking, bad girl cliches. In an earlier test screening of "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" the discussion between Marshall Willenholly and the Boulder Police about the search for Jay, Silent Bob and the missing orangutang was much longer. Jason Biggs: A Chasing Amy in-joke in Holden's apartment. 42 deleted Scenes with Intros by Kevin Smith and guests "Why Movies Cost So Much: Comicon Gag Reel" with intro Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash with intros: - "Judd Nelson" Jay: Ben Affleck: Chaka: Jay: They put those guys in a bunch of movies. Oh my god, he just called Sissy 'Juggs'. At least Holden had the good sense to leave his name off of it. Okay, play it cool, hot shot. The C.L.I.T is not real. She's also a main character in the movie. Well, we want somethin' for our mental anguish. Jay: Tell him, Steve-Dave. Backup on the way Sissy: Cock-Knocker has gotten his hand chopped off, cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him, he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock, believing Jay and Silent Bob to be their stunt doubles, several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing, Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. And Tubby here is my black man servant. Now they may be titled to sound like the best kick . Whillenholly: I know it's in there! Ergo, you find yourself in a VERY actionable position. Nothing. The other thieves arrive and a climactic final battle ensues. Jay: [12], Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back received mixed reviews from critics. Poor Dante. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Must piss you off to see a black man runnin' a big old production like this, huh? Whoaaa avenge me Hemp Knight. How 'bout "fine piece of ass"? It includes a longer scene with the two scenes joking. Jay: Randal Graves: Justice: That's beautiful, man. Chaka's Production Assistant: Jason Biggs: I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature? The film was a minor commercial success, grossing $33.8 million worldwide from a $22 million budget, and received mixed reviews from critics. [Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. Jay: Silent Bob: They didn't really steal the monkey. We're going to Hollywood! Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. And I'll be, like, "What, you don't know fuckin' Jay and Silent Bob? I'm just a Federal Wildlife Marshall. Jay: Let's kick 'em out! Echo Base: Doesn't anyone watch the WB? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back $12.99 ID: aec.mimx1000803435dvd Format DVD Blu-ray Disc Condition Used Availability: In Stock Add to Cart Add to Wishlist Synopsis Kevin Smith closes the book-literally-on his slacker reprobates with this fifth entry in his "View Askewniverse." You mean that fuckin' movie with Mork from Ork in it? I'd do anything for you. Then you can do the art picture. Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. Jay: You wouldn't last A DAY on the Creek. Oh, you like that, MULE. Disclaimer: 1) a renunciation of any claim to or connection with; 2) disavowal; 3) a statement made to save one's own ass. Whillenholly: . Jay: That's it boy, put the dick down. Dude, I think I just filled the cup. I film this shit, I yell cut and then I get the fuck outta here back to my trailer, because I got more white girls in there than the first lifeboat of the Titanic, and they all want a part in my movie, and I got just the part for 'em! [appears out of nowhere] Stopping the flick isn't gonna stop that! [Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust]. I thought they only did classy pictures, like "The Piano" and "The Crying Game". We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. He's crying out, "When Lord? He LOVES the cock. Ben Affleck: YO, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SQUARE! When the shoot wrapped, Smith told Mewes point-blank to get sober or he would never speak to him again. Hooper: What are you, fucking retarded? Though it'll go without saying ten minutes or so into these proceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son. All video and DVD versions restore that line. Your friend's a fucking clown shoe, you know that? Now we can finally solve the mystery of the hitchhiking ghouls. Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back | 20 Question Movie Multiple Choice Quiz. Girls like that kinda shit. "[13] On Metacritic the film has a score of 51 out of 100, based on 31 critics, indicating "mixed or average reviews". Silent Bob's Mother: The only mystery here is why we take our cues from a dick in a neckerchief! It's the new millennium. / Rollin' blunts and smokin' Jay: We've got a mystery to solve! Jay: Well, maybe he just has manners. Jay and Silent Bob run through a field with a monkey being chased and shot at by cops. Mind you I am 20 years old (born a year after Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back), and the reason I got interested in it was because I saw the Rst store become a dispensary, so thats when I knew Jay and Silent Bob were actually stoner characters. NO! Okay, Fucky? Right about here is where the angel's supposed to show up and tell you NOT to pull your dick out, but we bitch-slapped that motherfucker and send him packing, so it's smooth sailing. That's what I thought. R. . Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in.